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Cola Demotivational Poster

Truth In Advertising -


TAGS: gump chocolates forret momma obese
Rating: 4.88/5

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CloudchaserS - May 21, 2012, 10:45 am
It's also like eating a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your a** tomorrow

POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!

MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...

TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!

Dagoba -

TAGS: candy chocolate jedi star wars yoda
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2016, 11:50 pm
Awesome! Lol
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:06 am
"Direct from the swamps of Dagoba...!" And you thought Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies had a disgusting ad-slogan.
nicholsjoshua15 - July 6, 2014, 1:54 pm
I'm watching Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back, I love the movie but Master - Yoda is so annoying. If I had been Luke I would have killed Yoda and just trained myself or let Darth - Vader train me and use the Darkside against the Darkside. Like Revan did.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2014, 3:53 am
Oh, no! =-O Lol :-D
GaryO - June 23, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hah! The new kid’s gotcha there, cynic.
Glace1221 - June 23, 2014, 5:32 pm
Talk backwards, this one not. Imposter, this Yoda is.

CHOCOLATE - Happy Valentine's Day... B!TCH

TAGS: death note anime mello mihael keehl chocolate
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by LunaLuv10

nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:57 pm
I love chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:57 pm
I love chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
LunaLuvs - February 15, 2010, 2:36 am
high motabolism. Or maybe brain power really does burn fat. lol! Dark chocolate has antioxidants that makes blood flow to the brain easier so one can learn & think faster. It also improves memory. Taste like **** though... ugh...
Bartimaeus - February 15, 2010, 1:40 am
lol Mello and chocolate. Honestly, he and L should have weighed a THOUSAND pounds...each.
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 1:11 am
I dunno...anime posters just dont do a thing for me...
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 11:38 pm
This is prolly the best Mello poster ever. LoL
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:05 pm


TAGS: life chocolate useless
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hawamleh - September 11, 2011, 3:10 pm
Great poster, 5lions, keep up the good work.


TAGS: coffee percolate h** drink fluid
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by steph1

Calvert - June 23, 2011, 1:42 pm
I like my coffee like I like my women: tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes on the back of a donkey.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:28 am
I like my coffee black just like my metal.x
MilDoc - June 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Nice one, Steph! You're a Star(buck5)! I like my coffee like I like my women...dark and bitter!

LONELINESS - All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. (Charles M. Schulz)



TAGS: pzy deep fried chocolate covered
Rating: 4.5/5

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mickel728 - December 12, 2011, 10:25 pm
mmmmm chocolaty covered bacon
Neko - August 12, 2011, 7:52 pm
my... GOD! what is this place called? and please tell me theres one in Canada!
ColonelMidas - July 30, 2011, 11:52 pm
Yes. Yes we do. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
HypercatZed - July 30, 2011, 6:03 pm
Do you americans really eat that stuff??
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:57 am
Mmmm.. Indige5tion


CHOICES - Sometimes you make the wrong ones.

Counting Calories -


ONLY SCHOOL - would be quite so cruel

TAGS: school cruel coca cola dasani
Rating: 4.5/5

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RaDninja17 - June 26, 2011, 6:15 am
booyah, I made it! :D thanks

ELECTRONICS - Now available in chocolate flavor.


TAGS: chocolatewafflecookiechocogoodnessbar
Rating: 3.53/5

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R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 6:25 pm
Timmies my friend, Timmies. Had any of said Timmies actually ever enjoyed the wonderous goodness that is said CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR, they would not hate themselves and everyone else. I'll venture to say they don't like bacon either.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:22 am
How does this poster have less than five small yellow furry creatures?
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 9:14 pm
im gonna need like five of these, per day
Bunny - April 2, 2009, 10:42 am
Amen to that! Om nom nom indeed!
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Automatic 5-poodles for this poster that is full of epic om nom nom!

CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON - Amazing just got more amazing

TAGS: chocolate covered bacon
Rating: 3.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 23, 2012, 10:12 am
Chocolate covered bacon sprinkled with bacon bits should be dipped in chocolate then sprinkled with bacon bits then...

Supercage -

CALCIUM EROSION - The bones in my arms are weak. My leg bones are rubbery. But I still love cola.

TAGS: bones legs cola funny hand
Rating: 2.56/5

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ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 10:20 pm
You get a cookie.
MercAlert - February 10, 2012, 10:18 pm
I can actually do this! No,seriously, I take pleasure in watching the shocked and terrified expressions on peoples' faces!


CHOCOLATE - No, it`s not

TAGS: **** chocolate
Rating: 2.33/5

CHOCOLATE - Just like my love for you, it melts away when something hotter comes along.

AFRICA - The land of op(poor)tunity

BAKING CHOCOLATE - Not bacon chocolate you fool!

TAGS: bacon chocolate mistake
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Silvermist

Silvermist - March 23, 2009, 11:07 pm
lol I haven't tried it because I can't digest meat, but my bf says that its very salty and sweet. Good in small doses.
HtD - March 23, 2009, 3:17 am
I have the urge to try this now.
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 3:01 am
Now dip the bacon in the chocolate for a yummy treat

GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ? - Then say it with chocolate !!

TAGS: chocolate say fat pig oink pink piggy
Rating: 2.36/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:35 pm
I want!

Men are like Chocolates -

Mind Malfunction -

TAGS: coca cola then now prices wtf
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 4:34 pm
Dude! Totally hated it when they hid/got rid of the cent symbol when they did away with typewriters. I remember when it shared a key with the fractions. I think it was the fractions.
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:15 am
and the ¢ sign was seen everywhere. Now, quickly, look for it on your keyboard...heh heh
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:14 am
Born in ’49. The short, thick, sea green coke bottles were around quite a long time. The chest type pop machines, just as long. In the early 50s, a nickel and dime bought a lot...a lot.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 2:43 am
Really? Dare I ask .... how old?
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:31 pm
…..and, yeah, it was really really good. Gawd I’m an ol’ fart.
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:30 pm
Cynic, I do remember the 3rd from the left. Yes, it was glass, yes it was 5¢, don’t know what was in it. Sometimes there was a 2 for 5¢ special if you were good enough to pull 2 out of the steel rack at precisely the same time.

Simple Pleasures -

Addictions -

Ummm! -

Love Ya! -

Endangered Species -

TAGS: dark chocolate candy animals ingredients
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2014, 2:51 pm
I personally like Tropical Tree-Frog Tango, bwahahaha!
Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:04 am
I'll take two panda swirls and a sea turtle crunch!

THE DIFFERENCE - Between Chocolate and Double Chocolate Is Diabetes and Double Diabetes (A.K.A. Comatose)

TAGS: sugar cereal chocolate double chocolate
Rating: 4.63/5

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Iconoclast - November 14, 2012, 12:07 pm
As Bill Bendix (Life of Riley) used to say ..... "What a revoltin' development this is!"


TAGS: valentine love forgive with chocolates
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

tellitlikeitis - February 10, 2011, 8:07 pm
The same thing happened to me? Great poster, love the picture. 5 L's for you.
Greeny - February 10, 2011, 2:52 pm
The Auto Log-in Didn't Work When I Uploaded This One...

Fraud! -

TAGS: cookies chocolate raisin trust deceived
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 7, 2014, 1:14 am
"I like oatmeal raisin cookies." Back you demon! The power of Christ compels you!
Silverheart - January 6, 2014, 1:16 pm

It's a special kind of disappointment, biting into a chocolate chip cookie... only to find out it's actually oatmeal raisin. I like oatmeal raisin cookies, but when you're expecting chocolate chip, not so much
lgvernon - January 6, 2014, 1:39 am

ATTICA! Attica! Attica!
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 11:39 pm
Oh hun ain't words that can describe how much I hate raisins! They're the purest form of cruelty to instill upon poor gra**s. AND they look like wittle wabbit poops. I've got yer placard ready...protest at city hall tonight!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 10:53 pm

OK, this does it. We're definitely related. (Raising fist in anti-raisin solidarity with my fuzzy sister from the nort' country.)

Keyboards -

TAGS: chocolate
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - July 14, 2013, 1:24 pm
That Looks Delicious .
Silverheart - July 14, 2013, 1:06 am

Does it come with almond5?
lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 11:55 pm

I wonder if I can get these by the gross.



TAGS: chocolate tradition origin humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 17, 2014, 11:37 am

Thank you, Sir Mao~~
maoworks2 - April 17, 2014, 7:50 am
Good Work,Lgvernon 5 Sweet L'S.

CHOCOLATE - Real men don't buy it for their women... They make it for them.

I Love Jesus -

TAGS: jesus religion presents chocolate
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Vanner

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 11:02 am
or this one...5L
BobbEdwards - September 15, 2013, 3:19 am
Great Religifake material too

HATERS - Oxymoron of Life # 231 Hating the things you love.

FOR SUMMER VACATION - We went to Chocolate Falls

TAGS: summer vacation went chocolate falls
Rating: 4.07/5

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gas - July 11, 2011, 3:13 pm
simple and funny xD 5L for me

EXCUSE ME - but does anyone have a riccola?


TAGS: hosting parties unfortunately bacardi and cola declined an invitation
Rating: 3.79/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:05 pm
LOL. 5Ls.



TAGS: coca cola hasnt sponsored anything since kent state
Rating: 3.46/5

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agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:55 am
Limey bastard!
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
errrr...Look! A distraction! cheerio
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
A look like that? This'll happen later.... on the walk back to the dorms.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:51 am
He's Ginger cuz he wears an orange hat?........Are you British Bart?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
Pepper spray? She's holding a fricken' torch and two Navy guys are standing four feet away. No matter how you slice it, the ginger is outgunned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
What if you yell "It's coming right for us"?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:49 am
Remember kids, its not ra** if you yell surprise first
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:48 am
She was asking for it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:47 am
That kid's face is full of intent. Girl in the red better have her pepper spray with her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:41 am
I only burn things because Pong told me to.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:40 am
You wouldn't believe the **** I've learned from playing Metroid...
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:37 am
Hey you know he might just play video games! If you believe half of the crazy attorneys out there, video games teach you how to kill people with no remorse!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:36 am
the guy in the orange toque looks like he might be planning a repeat performance.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:35 am
Makes me that much more interested to see it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
The original draft was far worse.
mmmBingSoo - October 3, 2009, 1:23 am
it looks like a pokemon ball to me
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
5. You Cold,Heartless,Hilarious bastard.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:17 pm
And thensome.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
Worth every penny.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:14 pm
I believe that incident was from taxpayers money.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Man that's creepy seeing that Pepsi logo there. Ubiquity can be a b****-goddess. Love the tags too. say, is it true that when Fabio got hit in the face by that seagull while riding a rollercoaster, the incident was sponsored by Dr. Pepper?


TAGS: chocolate search engines
Rating: 3.13/5

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Derek - November 27, 2009, 3:19 pm
Social networking - in chocolate flavour (and it makes more sense)
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:06 pm
My 5


TAGS: life time box chocolates forrest gump spoof quote posted not created
Rating: 3/5

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Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 8:30 am
Surprisingly delicious!! 5L to the cause.


TAGS: life time chocolate cake wedding bride nympho murphy law
Rating: 2.63/5

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Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:25 pm
No, that's liquid for*****!
Liam - October 31, 2009, 12:20 pm
Fact: That's a fondu machine not a cake.
canada - July 9, 2009, 4:56 pm
Just 1 more reason it should be outlawed

THE COLA WARS - Bring'em on!

TAGS: cola wars pepsi sword battle this is sparta *** n**** girls h**
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Woody - July 24, 2009, 9:51 am
LOL!!! Pwned
King Logicass - May 1, 2009, 2:12 am
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 3:23 am
Mike Hunt, You Sir, Are A Legend.
bring back pepsi blue!!! - August 11, 2008, 9:36 pm
um... not even i would go that far... but i respect the effor and dedication.
Mike Hunt - August 7, 2008, 3:29 pm
. - July 16, 2008, 10:11 pm
Is that CM Punk?
S.lo - July 14, 2008, 5:28 am
geee what a dork...

YES!!!!!! - He is genuine!

TAGS: tim genuine chocolate face
Rating: 1.9/5


TAGS: cake yummy german chocolate
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Silvermist

lesterinside - January 28, 2010, 8:56 pm
Happy Birthday
Silvermist - April 5, 2009, 10:50 am
I am so ashamed... please forgive me. I could not help myself, I just wanted to eat it so bad and I couldn't!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:53 pm
Awww...Silvermist...shame on you. Tunnel = 1
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:50 pm
German Chocolate Cake is the most delicious cake. However, Silver, you've been around long enough to know better than to tunnel.
Silvermist - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
I'm sorry you did not like the motifake. But the cake really is pretty tastey. They call it : Deutsch Schokoladenkuchen, just for reference...
Bob Chin - March 24, 2009, 3:54 pm
Ok...The original is titled after the picture, so it's a one. If this were made into a tunnel I'd try to figure out what it's called in German, but title the poster "Cake Geman Chocolate" and then say "danka schien" or something equally numb. Tunnel=1

THE MIC - **I move away from it to breathe in

TAGS: chocolate rain mic
Rating: 1.71/5

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Ryan - December 17, 2008, 7:19 pm
And to be perfectly honest...the lyric isn't even right...he doesn't say "in" after "breathe"...
Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:53 pm
This is a stupid poster.
Porcelina - November 19, 2008, 10:47 pm
I know this sounds crazy, but you're not the only person given the name Kerri. I know it's a really unique name and all... but..
Kerri - September 4, 2008, 8:55 pm
Why did someone steal my name?
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:41 pm
This poster is soo wrong, it reminds me of what me and my sister get up to when my parents are away.
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:33 pm
Looks to me like it's redundant repetition of the Chocolate Rain guy's humorously unnecessary text. Not funny.
KERRI - September 4, 2008, 12:27 pm
You just don't get the joke, but it will come to you one day "apauling the g**."
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:25 pm
Die in a fire. You get a Melvin.

OUT OF STOCK - Well...Pepsi isn't THAT bad

Simply -

TAGS: chocolate peanut b***er comparison kardashians
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 21, 2016, 11:38 am
Who needs arteries when ya got chocolate teehee
JesusWept - August 20, 2016, 7:01 am
Or arteries without cholesterol. ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - July 30, 2016, 10:06 pm
You're welcome and thank you!
concern3 - July 30, 2016, 4:41 am
Nice this site needs more funny thanks, UP yours

Strategy -

Love & Honesty -

TAGS: chocolate can fix anything right
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 1, 2017, 7:11 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 1, 2017, 3:54 am
Very funny, words, UP yours


Soda Pop -

Get Rich Quick Schemes -

TAGS: attention span distracted money chocolate
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:55 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - December 8, 2014, 6:40 am
5er Yes